By golly, I think they've got it! #sarcasm

Know thine enemy, they say, and these wise words are the only reason I haven’t unsubscribed to these Jewish Agency Update/Newsletter emails. (I got put on the list against my will back in the days when I was teaching Hebrew School.) The meeting referred to in this announcement is related to the controversial conversion bill.

Let me translate this seemingly innocuous announcement.

These the following:
Natan Sharansky (Jewish Agency for Israel chairman)
Zvi Hauser (Netanyahu’s Cabinet Secretary)
Israel’s Ministry of Interior (Falling under Avigdor Lieberman)
Israel’s Ministry of Justice
Israel’s Attorney General
Reform and Conservative Leaders in Israel
know what’s best for the State of Israel and Jews around the world.

So next time I can’t decide between sausage and pepperoni on my pizza, now I know who to call.